¡Viva la Revolución!

This morning I was pulled over on my way to a golf course. I asked the officer what was the problem and he said that I was in violation of the new “driving without a violin” city ordinance. A violin?!?! Who in the hell thought that was a good idea?!

He said he does not make laws, just enforces them. When the cop, finally, noticed who I was, he asked if I am, “by the way,” the one who invested millions to help elect “Queens of Anarchy” to our city council. He was referring to our local gypsy-punk band.

Well, I am, but only because my brother, whose daughter is in the band, asked to help. I told the officer that they are good folks.

“Well, there you have it,” he said handing me the ticket, then added, “And as a reminder, tomorrow is our first Riot Sunday. Make sure you wear a mandatory ‘Tax The Rich’ shirt. Have a nice day.”

Gosh. Things are sure not same in our city anymore.